Because Mad Max was unavailable, out promoting his new movie, the Biden administration chose Robert De Niro to frighten onlookers in front of the Trump courthouse. In short, Bobby D said that if re-elected, Donald Trump would pull a Julius Caesar and never leave office, he would also destroy planet earth, and, perhaps worst of all, he'd beat the living daylights out of Young Sheldon.

 

Maybe I heard that last one wrong.

 

Anyway, the last time I saw De Niro, he was walking across a snowy Switzerland playing Frankenstein's monster. That film made more sense than Bobby's anti-Trump diatribe.

 

The whole thing reminded me of the Scorsese movie "Casino" where Bob gives Sharon Stone bundles of cash so she can buy narcotics. Then he gets mad at Sharon because she's a bad mom.

 

Well, yeah!

 

The most bizarre thing about the courthouse fiasco is that the Biden administration actually ASKED De Niro to do this. Why? Was one voter influenced by the bizarre exposition?

 

Maybe Hunter, who liked "Casino" very much.

 

Some folks I know are voting for Trump just because Bobby isn't. It seems the former Goodfella may have to go into witness protection. Let's hope so.

 

See you this evening for the No Spin News.