So, Hunter Biden testified under oath in front of two congressional committees that his father, the President, knew nothing about how he amassed tens of millions of dollars. Not one tiny thing. Nada. Don't even think about it because he had no idea foreign people were wiring his son huge amounts of cash.
Hunter also purports that the entire situation is political, and no one should believe a word of it. It's a Trump/Republican/MAGA plot designed to destroy Joe Biden, the greatest dad in the world.
Democrats immediately belted out a series of Hosanna's, completely accepting Hunter's analysis as fact. Come on, who could possibly disbelieve Hunter Biden?
Now, I have children. If they were amassing millions, I would know about it. How about you?
But Joe didn't, and that's that. Close the book, turn out the lights, and say goodnight.
What a world this is. Hunter emulates the group Dire Straits: Money for Nothing.
And just so you know - Joe didn't know.
Neither did Sergeant Schultz.
See you this evening for the No Spin News.