Going to college is different than it was when I, your humble correspondent, got degrees from three schools.

I can say this with certainty because I have two urchins participating in higher education, and the tuition bills are something to see.

I carry them around in case I run into Joe Biden, the debt forgiveness guy.

Anyway, back in the Stone Age, I got a Bachelor’s Degree in History from Marist College, a Master's in Broadcast Journalism from Boston University, and another Master's from Harvard's Kennedy School, that one in Public Administration.

So when it comes to matriculating - don't mess with me.

Enter Brown University in Providence, Rhode Island.  The Ivy is so woke alarm clocks are totally unnecessary.

The school newspaper recently took a survey and reported that 38 percent of the students are gay.  Or something approaching gay.  Or something.

That brought immediate social media headlines and predictable reactions.  There was celebration in San Francisco and the gnashing of teeth In conservative districts.

The reaction is just what the wisenheimers at Brown wanted. 

So, homosexuals comprise about 7 percent of the world population, according to most scientific studies.

Another study, done by me, says 75 percent of Brown students are happy to mock every survey they receive.

Gay? Sure!

And exceedingly happy to take you for a ride.

See you this evening for the No Spin News.