So, I propose that each candidate come up with a campaign slogan in order to stand out.

 

Here are my suggestions, with all due respect, of course.

 

Senator Elizabeth Warren:  “I’m not an Indian, but it was fun while it lasted.”

 

Senator Bernie Sanders: “Yes, I’m old but so’s Biden.”

 

Senator Kamala Harris: “Sure I smoke pot.  You would too if you lived in San Francisco.”

 

Senator Corey Booker: “Vegan Power!  Burgers kill.”

 

Senator Kirsten Gillibrand: “Don’t hate me for being Caucasian.”

 

Beto O’Rourke:  “I’ll let everyone come to America, then we can party.”

 

Joe Biden: “If elected I’ll be 80, so I may have to go to bed early.”

 

Mike Bloomberg: “Global warming is real but hands off my Gulfstream.”

 

Senator Amy Klobouchar:  “I’m not a socialist like the others but don’t tell anybody.”

 

Michelle Obama:  “I can’t run because Barack will smoke if I leave the house.”

 

And, to be fair, President Trump: “Elect me again and I’ll stop tweeting.  Do we have a deal?”

 

Now, I understand some of those slogans are not bumper-sticker friendly. But they do drive home important points.  

 

No need to thank me.