I like ice cream, it tastes so good, but it puts weight on you like you’re carrying a barbell on your back. 

Twice a week, you can have some ice cream and not get chubby. Be sure to put just a few scoops in a bowl.

My favorite is Haagen Dazs. It’s ridiculous how good that ice cream is. All of their flavors are good.  

Ben and Jerry’s is good, but I don’t like Ben and Jerry - they’re socialists. 

I don’t like exotic flavors. Simple flavors are the way to go. No need for Oreos crushed in it. 

You got to live your life, and ice cream is a good way to do that. It’s not good for you, but twice a week and you will be fine.