The Easter Bunny showed up at the White House for the annual egg roll on Monday. President Biden promptly introduced him as the "Oyster Bunny," creating confusion on both land and sea.
President Rutherford B. Hayes began the Bunny tradition in 1878, and nobody really knows why, but I suspect old Rutherford did it to annoy his wife, Lucy.
I could be wrong.
Anyway, Joe Biden loves the Easter Bunny because, you may remember, the giant rabbit saved him by steering the President away from a reporter asking questions about Afghanistan, where Easter bunnies are routinely beheaded. That was in 2022.
Also, the egg roll put something on Biden's daily schedule which usually is blank. Naps don't count as events. If they did, Mr. Biden would be the busiest President ever.
Rumor is the Easter Bunny was a bit miffed that the President didn't bother to call the family of murdered NYPD Officer Jonathan Diller even though Biden was in Gotham during the wake.
The Diller's got the Laken Riley treatment; ignore them.
If that sounds too harsh, I'm not sorry. Joe Biden continues to be a detached, incompetent chief executive.
And no Easter Bunny on earth will change that.
See you this evening for the No Spin News.
