Supermodest Bill O’Reilly: “I’m the biggest nonfiction author in history — 17 million copies in print.” OK. “No royalties. I’m paid in front.” OK. “My 2018 ‘Killing the SS’ is even in Bulgarian.” OK.

“Tomorrow, Holt’s first print is 700,000 of my new ‘The United States of Trump: How the President Really Sees America.’

“This book I researched myself. I wrote each word myself. Nothing anonymous. All primary sources. Eye witnesses. Every comment confirmed and authorized. People who’d been present or dug out confirmation.

“The president mightn’t like info such as his German grandfather in the flesh business. In the 1880s, for guys off to the Yukon, Grampa ran the Poodle Dog bordello in Seattle’s red-light district. I’ve got an actual letter from there..."