Both Presidents Obama and Trump addressed alien life this week.  We’re not talking migrants here; we are discussing outer space creatures. The former presidents deny knowing anything specific about extra-terrestrials, so apparently neither has visited Sunset Boulevard in Los Angeles.

Millions of people around the world believe that visitors from various solar systems vacation on Earth.  If you’ve been to Key West, there’s your proof right there, but you’d never know it. The United States leads the league in spending tax money to keep alien intrusions secret.

That’s wrong.  The people have a right to know if ET and his pals have purchased time-shares.

If I’m an alien, I’m heading for Minneapolis ASAP.  Minnesota nice.  Socialism on the march.  Governor Walz will embrace the new visitors who can then set up shop and steal billions of taxpayer dollars.  As Jackie Gleason once said: “How sweet it is.”

Finally, one of my favorite alien movies is the original “Invasion of the Body Snatchers.”  Some dastardly outer space presence puts down pods that hatch human-looking creatures.  I believe the premise is true.

It may be classified, but Nancy Pelosi, Mitch McConnell, Anderson Cooper, David Muir, and Marjorie Taylor Greene are definitely pod people.  They all have that faraway stare that seems to say:  I wonder what my friends on Venus are doing?”

So if you see those folks, do not be lured by talk of a “podcast.”  No, these are hardcore aliens under orders to disrupt our planet.

I’ve alerted ICE.

Enjoy the weekend.