-  Canada (Toronto Blue Jays) getting revenge by defeating the Los Angeles Dodgers in the World Series, possibly on Halloween night. Payback for the Trump administration-51st state thing.  But even worse is Justin Trudeau kidnapping Katy Perry for a round of dates! Are you kidding me, Katy? I believe Post Malone is available, but it’s hard to tell because of all the tats. Let’s “reimagine” this entire thing.

 

-  If the new White House ballroom is a hit, no iconic building will be safe. Carnegie Hall could get a breakfast nook.  Faneuil Hall in Boston, a hot tub?  This trend is frightening.  

 

- Another Rolling Stones tour.  This one opens in an outdoor venue, Highgate Cemetery, just in case.

 

- Six Flags Over Putin.  Family fun with brand new rides: Seizing Crimea. Getting tossed out of an eighth-story window. Having your private jet explode in midair. A blast, that one.

 

- Night of the Living Pelosi.  Where Nancy leads an army of trans-zombies demanding free healthcare. That one will keep me up.

 

So, have fun on Halloween. Be nice to the kids!