It's Halloween time, and we are certainly living in scary times. Putin, Hamas, Iran, China, all horrible.

But let's examine some frightening micro-stuff that is all around us. We begin with network television. Audiences are disappearing, with mostly older people addicted to the remote rather than the internet left watching. Therefore, we now have spooky reality shows like "Old Guy Bachelor."

This exposition puts up a senior man trying to convince senior females to like him. For what? Rides in a golf cart to pickle ball matches? What's the end game here, traction? Too scary to watch.

Kale. Why? What is that? It tastes awful no matter how much paprika you put on it. Kale frightens me more than Matt Gaetz.

Morning Joe. It's scarier than the Chainsaw Massacre guy and Freddie Kruger combined. Dracula is smart hitting the coffin at dawn so he can't watch Morning Joe.

And finally, Kamala. Like Vampira, she has a cult following. Why? If she ever becomes president, it will be Halloween every day, although there won't be many treats.

Or am I wrong?

See you this evening for the No Spin News.