What is really happening on college campuses is largely unknown because the media doesn't cover it, and most Americans don't really care. But, higher education has dramatically changed in the USA as the Israel-Hamas situation has demonstrated.

The simple truth is that liberal arts are now literally liberal. The leftist students and teachers hold almost all the power.

So I, your humble correspondent, have put together a list of elective courses designed to reflect contemporary reality. And here they are.

- Hamas Is Not So Bad! A three-credit course that chronicles past successes of the terror group. Extra credit if you quote Congresswoman Tlaib.

- It's a Trans World After All. The course includes a field trip to Elliot Page's house. No biology background necessary.

- Crime, No Punishment. A penetrating look at "mass incarceration" and why holding criminals responsible for their destructive actions is racist.

- Woke Me When It's Over. An intense course capturing the true essence of virtue/signaling. The final exam will be an essay on how everybody except white people are victims.

That's just a short list of possible academic opportunities at our nation's most prestigious universities.

Extracurricular activities have also changed with unisex competitions and looting if you lose.

See you around campus.

And we'll see you tonight for the No Spin News.