Foreign Turmoil
By: Bill O'ReillyJanuary 7, 2026
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Donald Trump has issued a “greatest hits” album that may “hit” number one with a bullet.  I realize that’s a terrible pun, but the world is definitely awaiting what regime will sing a swan song next.  Another absolutely brutal play on words.  Sorry.

It’s likely to be Iran. The current Ayatollah is rumored to be checking out the Moscow political asylum situation that Syrian villain Assad embraced.  Putin loves bad people and seems to be recruiting them to live in Russia, where the current temperature is two degrees.

That’s beard freezing territory, Imam.

The Persian people seem to have had it with their government, which will execute you for attending the junior prom.  The national pastime in Iran is throwing gay guys off buildings, as described in my book “Confronting Evil.”

In Cuba, the communist government is also shaky because no one has any money, now that cheap Venezuelan oil is over. Yes, like the Persians, Cubans have put up with brutal conditions for decades, but President Trump’s aggressive foreign policy is emboldening the persecuted.

Greenland is not at that level, so I don’t expect a change of government there. Let’s leave those people be.  Send Copenhagen some “let it snow” hoodies in return for military base leases.  Problem solved.

All of this foreign turmoil is confusing the anti-Trump brigades because it’s hard to sympathize with drug merchants, communist murderers, and terrorist regimes.  Senator Chuck Schumer is trying, but it’s a heavy lift.  Right, Chuck?

You might want to just hum along.

See you this evening for the No Spin News.