My favorite woke corporation, Disney, is remaking "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs." Can you actually say the word "dwarf" anymore? Turns out you can. But not the word "midget." That is gone, baby, gone.

But back to Snow White. Talk about white privilege. Geez. This young lady might have to change her name. And what about the seven small guys? Where is the diversity?

This is no joke, as President Biden might say. Actor Peter Dinklage, a dwarf himself, is telling Disney they had better update the story to reflect today's standards?

Uh-oh.

So maybe we change the name to Snow White and the Seven Binary People?

Or make it a western. Snow White and the Magnificent Seven.

How about, Snow White teaches the smaller guys about inclusion and the patriarchy including the prince who may get canceled.

Wait, that title may be too long.

Whatever Disney decides you know it will be PC. And I am available to write the screenplay consulting with Mr. Dinklage, of course.

And I promise to not make the film dopey, or sleepy. It won't be bashful or grumpy, even though I am. It will be happy and if one of the characters remains sneezy, he will quickly see the doc!

There you go, I just named all the seven dwarfs. Could you do that?

And I assure you, if I write the script for Disney - they will all kneel during the national anthem.

See you this evening for the No Spin News.