The President has been on a hot streak, racking up wins in the Supreme Court, at the border, in Iran, and even against CBS News.  But when it comes to an utter shellacking, few things can match his crushing defeat of the University of Pennsylvania.

The elite Ivy League school and the President have been in a cage match since Inauguration Day.  Despite the administration’s insistence that biological males should not compete in women’s sports, educrats at Penn were determined to protect the records of Lia Thomas, the 6’4” swimmer formerly known as William Thomas.  Thomas was an average swimmer on the men’s team, but after transitioning, Thomas joined the women’s team and smashed school records, even winning an NCAA championship in the 500-yard freestyle.